At least we had enough sense to insist that we do a loop around Pineview, which is, for the most part, flat.
As for "Proof Of Lif", well, lets just say that maybe JAM fried a few brain cells that evening at a BBQ'd ribs party, and forgot how to spell. Akvavit will do that to ya!
But, in the end, it was all good - short, but good.